Daylon Eugene Brown

The Black Wig

If I knew my day was going to start as it did, I would've definitely passed on drinking last night! I'll start at the beginning of this whole ordeal.....practicing in front of the mirror. I was cast as the lead in Romeo & Juliet, and I was not only practicing my lines I was practicing Juliets' aswell. Well hey...they say all good actors learn and practice all the lines, so why not!? So there I am in the mirror saying "Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo!" Then all of a sudden... "Daylon! Daylon! Come here right now!" inside I'm thinking "Oh lord did they find the stiletto red bottom pumps I've been hiding? 'Cause Lord today isn't the day to come out of the closet." Walking with masculinity in viewpoint I walk into the family room and go "Yes mother?" Then she goes "Don't play silly! You are supposed to go get all of the stuff out of the attic and set it outside for trash pick up!" Inside I am so relieved I simply forgot about taking out the trash. No coming out of the closet and dealing with that conversation a little while longer whew! Little did I know I was about to be in little "fairy-boy" Heaven. Once I arrived to the attic I started opening the boxes before I took them out to the trash. If I know my mother anything important stays so I begin to look through everything. Then I found it, it was a regular U-Haul moving box that looked brand new. I opened it and sitting on top was this little black book. So what else was I going to do, not read it? So I began reading it and what I read absolutely floored me. It was just a friendly letter address to me. It read: