Darby Burl
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The unofficial #1 lady lumberjack, patriot, and purveyor of fine wood carvings. Reviews shitty products so you don't have to. Your trusted expert on all things chainsaw. Yeehaw!
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Darby Burl's No Bullshit Reviews: Deodorant
Howdy y’all! Welcome to this week’s edition of Darby Burl’s No Bullshit Reviews. I’m Darby Burl! Last time we talked about Wonder Woman’s lack of muscles. For today’s review, I will step out of my lady lumberjack comfort zone and into granola-chompin’, patchouli-stankin’ hippie-land to try a new deodorant.
By Darby Burl9 years ago in Longevity
Darby Burl's No Bullshit Reviews: Wonder Woman
Let's look past the fact that battle armor that don't cover your keister is as ‘bout as useful as tits on a bull. And the fact that a black-haired Amazonian on an island of warrior women ain't got no fuzzle in her underpits.
By Darby Burl9 years ago in Geeks

