Climate Migration
Introduction
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for the grandest escapade of the century, as climate change brings to the forefront an unexpected contender on the migration scene: the environmental refugee. As our planet heats up and weather patterns go haywire like a DJ on a caffeine binge, we're witnessing a new kind of migration – one driven not by dreams of a better life, but by the sheer survival instinct of finding a place that isn't slowly turning into an oven. This article takes you on a climate migration roller coaster, from the causes to the consequences, with a sprinkle of humor because let's face it, facing the impending environmental refugee crisis could use a good laugh.