Clever Helpful Bitter
Joined March 2021
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I’m an amateur cook, a non-practising scientist, and a mediocre fiction writer.
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Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Duck and Other Unsolicited Dinner Party Anecdotes
THE FIRST CASE OF HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHILIA IN THE MALLARD ANAS PLATYRHYNCHOS (AVES: ANATIDAE) Once upon a time, on 5 June 1995 at 5.55 pm, a duck flew into the glass facade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam in the Netherlands and died. The rest - as they say - is history, but what follows is the story behind this article's title.
By Clever Helpful Bitter5 years ago in FYI
