Christopher Adams

The Chronicles of Ibam Shibam

Last night at around eleven o’clock, a friend of mine was hit by a car in Manhattan and rushed to a Mount Sinai emergency room. Another friend of mine got detained by the police for obstruction of justice. I can promise you that my friends are not the type to casually take part in this sort of dicey behavior. We’re typically a bunch of cowards. This was just one of those nights where shit decided to hit the fan and spray everyone stupid enough to be standing around it.