CDM

Joined August 2022

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Ladies Home Journal Bestselling Author of 11 books, including the forthcoming and already sold-out smash hit How to Lie About Everything on Your Social Media Profiles. Defender of the Oxford Comma, apathetic about the Cambridge Interrobang.

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FYI 8/18: Today in Ludicrous History
Just FYI, but...on this day in “history”(1), August the 18th, 1920, Tennessee legislator Harry T. Burn--who may be the single most attractive human who has ever served in government service and would surely be played by Austin Butler in the movie(2)--cast the single deciding vote for ratification of the 19th Amendment, granting women the freedom to … [checks notes] … vote in the United States.
By CDM3 years ago in FYI
Stealing a Feel
I shoot big panoramic landscapes when I want to remember, but I get up close--like the assassin who only uses a knife--when I want to feel.
By CDM3 years ago in Photography
LICE PIRATE BLUES
ADMINISTRATIVE COMPOUND, GADSHILL COLONY :: SOUTHERN TERRAFORMATION, ZEPHYRUS :: ARCAS-ASTRAEUS SYSTEM 2406 AD “Nobody can hear a scream in the vacuum of space, OR SO THEY SAY!” Montañés sang, while a choir of broken corpses kept their counsel at his feet. “And MAN is the warmest place to hide, or so they say, or so th--cut, you vicious bastard, cut!--OR SO THEY SAY!”
By CDM3 years ago in Fiction

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FYI 8/18: Today in Ludicrous History

Stealing a Feel

LICE PIRATE BLUES

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