Writer's Block Meets $20,000
“Who leaves someone over salt and pepper shakers?”
I caught her side-eye.
“Okay,” I conceded, “the price of my new salt and pepper shakers. He actually said if I was going to spend that kind of money on salt and pepper shakers, I should ‘bloody hell’ get a job. His words: bloody hell. Can you believe it? It used to be all romantic walks on the beach at sunset. Now it’s just ‘Get a job.’ I have a job!”