Last night on Earth
The sun went out a few years ago. I'm pretty sure it was yellow? Red? Maybe a little white? Man! That might just be the most embarrassing thing I have forgotten. Although, I am quite confident it was about five years ago. You learn some interesting time-keeping skills in this new world of the dark, I learned mine with my hair! See my wife, Kelly, was a hairdresser and she used to cut my hair about once a month, right when it came down to my big bushy eyebrows. Ever since the day of the sinkhole and the sun's departure, I have cut my own hair seventy-one times! Oh, ever since that day. The day that I am certain I will never forget. Kelly died that day.
