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BONKING MAD by BARRY BONKING

The Romantic adventures of a crazy Brit My dear father once said to me, son, go forth and multiply and sow your wild oats. Oh boy, did I go forth and sow my wild oats. I even multiplied too! The only thing is that when I finally went to sow my oats, it ended in absolute and total disaster with a child paternity suit down Mexico way, yes really! It was a disaster waiting to happen, or rather, I was a disaster waiting to happen and boy did it happen when on the 8th December, 2008, my first and only son Jayden was born to a dodgy English father, ie, moi, and an even dodgier Mexican mother. Well, we guys did tend to think with what we have between our legs, didn’t we guys? I’m sure the ladies would agree with that one. That’s exactly why most of us guys got ourselves into so much trouble, especially my good self, hence the above.