Alex H Mittelman
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I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Crazy Critters
Crazy critters crawl candidly. Cozy California clawed critters crawling candidly. Calabasas critters causing crazy calamity. Crazed, creepy crawling critters celebrating creative chemistry. Canadian critters copy Calabasas critters calamity. Calabasas Critters create counterproposal. Canadian critters collaborate calamity city, Calabasas. Cars crash critter craziness, conversation conversion change. Calmness creates chaos. Critter cooks cook clean cream. Catastrophic cheerfulness comes crashing. Candy creations could calm critter calamity. Critter creature congratulations, come conservation. Critter circumference creates confidence. Critter conceptualize capitalism. Critters create colloquialism, carpetbagging. Crazy creatures comfort critter community. Critters complicate constitution. Critters confess comforts collectively crying. Confident critters collapse capitalism. Camouflaged critters counterattack. Critters colonize corn conference, calming chaos. Complicated critters cultivate commercialized corn.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Always Pay Your Debts
The mirror showed a reflection that wasn't my own. The man in the mirror was smiling at me. "What the hell?" I said. "You should have paid the entree fee to the fair. I'm here to teach you a lesson," the reflection said. I stepped backwards.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Ludacris
Ludacris ladies love liver. Letting liver leave untouched is loathsome. Lack of limber liver let’s linger a lie on land that leaves ladies in the lurch. Lucid ladies like letting liver and lime enter their large intestine while loftily looming over laundry. It’s a lucky leisure that gives them leverage when living in a loft. Lecturing Lester on liver let’s ladies live longer while lusting for livers lively love. Ladies leaning on liver for lean life live a longer, lengthier life. Lessons learned is ladies live for and love liver. Lean liver lives in the lives of many ladies, so let the latitude of liver deliver life and love!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
The Gas War
Every night at midnight, the purple clouds came out to dance with the blushing sky. The clouds were a build-up of fairy gases, for a typical fairy diet consisted mostly of magical beans. They were the same magical beans that Jack had used to grow and climb his beanstalk, and the fairies found them irresistible. The gas from these beans would build up all day and release at midnight, creating beautiful looking purple gas clouds, which is what made the sky blush. The magical properties from these gas clouds were capable of generating massive amounts of electrical energy.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
