Alex H Mittelman

Joined August 2022

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I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ

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What Makes you Smile. Content Warning.
I hitchhiked a ride, the driver pulled over with stride. He looked innocent like a child that never lied. I asked where are you going, he said the same place I am. This got me excited and saying “Alright, let’s go then!” He replied with, “god bless, amen!”
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service
I once worked at a restaurant that said no shirt, no shoes, no service. I walked in with no pants, and they fired me like I burned something in the furnace.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
A Messy Divorce. Content Warning.
They went through a messy divorce. They yelled and shouted until their voices were hoarse. They wanted to slap each other, of course.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Love is Grand!. Content Warning.
love has a nice ring. It can make you feel like a king. Love isn’t mean. Love is life as seen by the eyes of guys who may or may not be lean.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Love is Nice, and Rice. Content Warning.
Love can be nice, like a hot bowl of rice. But every time you date, you roll the dice. You can date a guy with lots of pet mice, or a girl who has lice. It won’t be very nice.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Fake Friends . Content Warning.
How do I know if they’re fake friends or real? People don’t come with a banana peel. I can’t see what’s inside, I’m feeling a little fried.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Finding Comfort . Content Warning.
Eat healthy, they all say. But they don’t play fair. They don’t understand they’re the cause of my stress eating, it’s my way to repair.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Stuck in the Mud
A woman went hiking and got stuck in the mud. She realized she was sinking when she heard a loud thud. She looked down and saw her boot was trapped. She was now two feet down and was scared of how much time had lapsed.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Who’s in the Trunk
Who’s that in the trunk? Who’s body is going thunk, thunk, thunk? This happens every time I go over a speed bump, the body hits the trunks ceiling and takes its share of lumps.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
It’s Not Patriotic to Keep Stolen Land. Content Warning.
Ben and Jerry’s seems to have angered conservative voters by calling for the return of Mount Rushmore to the native Sioux.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in FYI
Dirty Movie Dud. Content Warning.
They were just two actors who needed publicity, so they decided to make a dirty movie duplicitously. The director yelled action, they started making love fast and fun, it was wild like they were on the run.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
How Much Does a Hot Dog Eating Champion Consume?. Content Warning.
How many calories can the amazing hot dog eating champ consume? How many hot dogs before his stomach goes boom? Does he lust after each dog?
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets

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What Makes you Smile. Content Warning.

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

A Messy Divorce. Content Warning.

Love is Grand!. Content Warning.

Love is Nice, and Rice. Content Warning.

Fake Friends . Content Warning.

Finding Comfort . Content Warning.

Stuck in the Mud

Who’s in the Trunk

It’s Not Patriotic to Keep Stolen Land. Content Warning.

Dirty Movie Dud. Content Warning.

How Much Does a Hot Dog Eating Champion Consume?. Content Warning.

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