Alan

Joined July 2021

2 stories

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Hi, Alan here. I like to write humorous things that I hope others will enjoy/ If they don't, at least I did.

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Light Lantern
Larry slammed against the concrete pavement, gritting his teeth against the pain. He breathed hard for a moment, looking up at the stars glittering above. They illuminated the tears falling down his dark cheeks, which he wiped with the back of a grimy hand.
By Alan4 years ago in Fiction
I admit, I love to s(silent h)it.
Picture this, you’re at work during a busy day, hair raining down your face from stress, your manager screaming and there’s a weird smell emanating from a nearby desk. Or, and don’t get mental whiplash, you’ve just finished running five kilometres around your neighborhood, and the kids are calling for dinner.
By Alan5 years ago in Motivation