A Conflicted Romantic

Dear Future Wife

Dear future wife, The interesting girl of whom I will never get bored of. I can’t wait to drink your quintessence, getting drunk off every single ounce of your soul to the point Alcoholics Anonymous won’t accept me. I wanna inhale every crevasse of your skin and smoke the deepest valleys of your mind. I plan to bottle you up so I can take sips and get my fix of you whenever I please. I’ll proudly pronounce I’m an addict if I get to overdose on you daily.