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ME iN MONTHS

BACKED iN FOURTHS

By jAKE RiCHARDSONPublished about 16 hours ago Updated about 3 hours ago 1 min read

“…iT’S BEEN A LONG DECEMBER.”

“NOT ANY LONGER THAN LAST DECEMBER, RiGHT?”

“31 DAYS…AN iCE CREAM AMOUNT, AM i RiGHT?”

“THAT’S A TERRiBLE…JOKE?”

“i KNOW; THANKS.”

“WELL…HMM…JANUARY iS ONE DAY SHORTER EVEN THOUGH iT ALWAYS GETS TO USHER iN A WHOLE NEW YEAR…A NEW YOU…A NEW ME…A NEW US…NEW JOKES…MAYBE THAT TERRiBLE LiTTLE JOKE HAS JUST A LiTTLE TRUTH TO iT?”

“I KNOW; THANKS.”

“YOU’RE AN iDiOT; AT LEAST THERE’S 11 MONTHS UNTiL i HAVE TO HEAR THAT TERRiBLE JOKE AGAiN.”

“i KNOW; YOU’RE WELCOME.”

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  • Sandy Gillmanabout 4 hours ago

    That joke is terrible… and I laughed anyway.

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