The Homeless Make North Austin MORE Romantic

You know what really irks me? People who hate the homeless. Like, you can't think of a better group of people to judge than those truly doing what they love with their lives? People hate on them bumming around, but at the same time, they hate their jobs. They hate their bosses and their co-workers and their clients. They hate their wives and their kids and wish they were just out doing drugs and having sex with strangers. Well, pretty ironic that a bunch of lousy hypocrites whining about nothing hate the people who do what they want to do. But really, it is a tale as old as time. How many times has one group enslaved or oppressed another group because they were secretly jealous? War on the trans community anyone? Slavery anyone? Jim Crow anyone?

Anyway, I digress, North Austin has to be one of the most romantic places I've ever been to. It's real. It's not some B.S. fluff filled horror show full of plastic people doing plastic things. In North Austin, the only thing plastic is the trash on the ground. And that's real. Relationships need to be based in truth, in realty, to be healthy and beneficial. Men have to understand certain things about how they were raised and how society functions, and women have to be empowered. Reality does both of those things.

You talk to the good people of North Austin, and they try and do what they love. Sometimes, their time is stolen from them and their family for a corporate job, but there are tons and tons of privately owned businesses. People who had a dream and opened up shop, and when you go there, you don't see wage slaves desperately lying to themselves that they matter, no, they chased what they wanted and grabbed it by the throat.

A lot of these people want to be homeless. They want to have fun, cool lives and just camp. What's wrong with camping? All these weirdos want to camp only in the woods? What's wrong with the city? Urban camping can be a fun way to pass the time and save money while you're doing it. You hear all about it on TikTok for example.

When I take any of my partners up to any of the great taco shops in the area, it's always just a legit experience. These people love cooking, they love being able to express themselves through wonderful fresh cuisine. You get to meet random passer-byers looking for this and that, and, if you are privileged like me, you can help them too!

By the way, Nonos Tacos is probably the best taco shop in North Austin. It is at the corner of Georgian and Powell, near where the 183 and the 35 freeways meet. It is also a super highly concentrated area of homeless campers, drug dealers and prostitutes, so a lot of real people are around. This place isn't for the fake, only the realest deserve these culinary treats. Make sure to get the crunchy tacos and the churros!

One of the great things about North Austin is the cops are told not to arrest people too, so if you want to do something with your partner is public, or with one of the local sex workers, or with your partner and one of the local sex workers, that's not a problem. According to the police, it's almost legal! Which is romantic AF, as you never know when the need will strike. If you are like me or most of my partners, that need can be anytime, anywhere, anyplace, any hole.

In short, Austin is known as a lot of things, and romantic is certainly at the top of the list. It just warms the cockles of me heart to know that this romance extends beyond the glitzy downtown and lakeside mansions and bleeds into the place where the very soul of the city exists, the downtrodden, hobo-filled North Austin. It might not be Paris, but as a very famous perosn once said in a funny HBO TV show, Forget Paris! Hahahaha!

Thank you for reading. I would love to know how romantic you think the North Austin homeless population is, and how it compares to the homeless populations to where you live. Chow!