Kill the Virgin Killer

“Virgin Killer” the outfit is called.

It looks simplistic and at the lower tier end of being Sexy.

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I just want to say-

This is purely a personal opinion, let me just start with.

The outfit is seen across many many feeds of many socials, shown worn by many attractive men and women, mostly for the “meme” and obvious attraction to the bodies within and the butt that’s about half-out in a lot of pictures.

I’m just not into it, man. Y’know?

Buttcrack for me was and will always be the gross overhanging dark abyss of a too hairy and too overweight plumber needlessly leaning too far over to look at some pipes underneath a sink. It’s unfortunate, I’m sure there are good buttcracks and bad buttcracks aplenty- the image just cannot be erased from my mind. TV is a powerful medium like that.

I digress, the Virgin Killer was originally only ever seen as a “wtf” piece of fashion. Picked up because of how much it could reveal by popular cosplayers and influencers, asked for in a ton of comment sections to buy and show us. I’m all in for adorable, cute, sexy, fashionable outfits, do not get me wrong, it was just this ONE.

It irks me to an odd degree, enough that I felt the need to point it out for what you’re reading right now.

I even have gone out of my way to avoid feeds I follow because the announcement of

“Just ordered my Virgin Killer!!! Photoshoot soon!”

I waited the appropriate amount of time, and came back to unmute the feed, I, of course, scrolled a few times to see the photos anyway, but I made SURE not to give them my likes.

Is there something wrong with me? Or is it the outfit?

The other thing that bugs me about the outfit is the neck. You can see here, it looks TOO WARM. The open backside would not be enough to cool down my body! A small gripe, but the neck just bothers me, I get itchy! I get sweaty!

The practicality of this outfit is just to such a low degree I feel.

Can I walk to the store in this? Yes.

But WOULD I. No.

And that’s where practicality meets realism.

You can USE a power drill to stir up your drink, but do you?

Wild and random examples? Sure, but I have a point! And that’s all that matters to me right now.

For this outfit, I have to shave. I’m not doing that! It’s too much work, I can’t handle that degree of maintenance for one piece of fashion that I don’t think should continue!

And that’s where it’s leading me to.

I don’t think, as of 2021 here, we should continue to wear Virgin Killers.

And as a quick aside, how many virgins have been killed by these? Who is bringing this outfit to their FIRST TIME with somebody. I highly doubt it. I highest doubt this.

Again, I digress.

2021 needs to be a year where we can move past the simplistic “meme” attractiveness of this outfit. This is to be the year where we should reinvigorate the “ROARING” aspect of the previous centuries ’20s. And that’s something only done by moving beyond this outfit.

If soon enough we’re able to get back to the world beyond this situation, The world I dream to see is “Virgin Killer”-less. It’s filled with something more gripping to those of us who like backs to clothing, or in general, less buttcrack.