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By Archery OwlPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
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Archery Owl
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Compelling and original writing
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We've all been there. Many, many times. Nicely done.
Where did you get this transcript of every automated call I've had? 🤣🤣🤣 Very creative Arch :)
creative work
This is so relatable, heartbreaking, and thought provoking. Thank you for sharing this highly creative piece.