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You lying cheating scammers

Or am I being mean?

By Raymond G. TaylorPublished about a month ago Updated about a month ago 1 min read
Not a brilliant illustration but what do you expect from 'AI' ?

Oh so now we know just who you are

You oh-so-godly angels from afar

Providers of encyclopaedia so great

It rivals its Hitchhiker's Galactica mate

Bemoaning a lack of subscriber funding

You ask for donations to keep you floating

Saying you never take commercial dollar

We're too saintly you did holler

But now we know you are not above

Using pop-ups to advertise your love

Of getting money from unwitting donors

To add to the coffers to give you all boners

In days gone by you got some of my money

But let me tell you something honey

I used to love you to bits

But now I know you for what you are

You lying cheating bunch of shits

For Fun

About the Creator

Raymond G. Taylor

Author living in Kent, England. Writer of short stories and poems in a wide range of genres, forms and styles. A non-fiction writer for 40+ years. Subjects include art, history, science, business, law, and the human condition.

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  • Canute Limarider28 days ago

    Concur. Super annoying. As they used to say on The Mandalorian: "This is the way."

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    Hahahahahahaha I freaking loved this!

  • Sandy Gillmanabout a month ago

    Omg, those ads are annoying! What a creative way of expressing your frustrations!

  • Mark Grahamabout a month ago

    What a creative way of letting certain people know that you mean business. Good job.

  • Lana V Lynxabout a month ago

    Really? I've never seen ads on Wikipedia, but I haven't been much on there lately. If they do have ads, I understand your frustration, Raymond.

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