You lying cheating scammers
Or am I being mean?

Oh so now we know just who you are
You oh-so-godly angels from afar
Providers of encyclopaedia so great
It rivals its Hitchhiker's Galactica mate
Bemoaning a lack of subscriber funding
You ask for donations to keep you floating
Saying you never take commercial dollar
We're too saintly you did holler
But now we know you are not above

Using pop-ups to advertise your love
Of getting money from unwitting donors
To add to the coffers to give you all boners
In days gone by you got some of my money
But let me tell you something honey
I used to love you to bits
But now I know you for what you are
You lying cheating bunch of shits
About the Creator
Raymond G. Taylor
Author living in Kent, England. Writer of short stories and poems in a wide range of genres, forms and styles. A non-fiction writer for 40+ years. Subjects include art, history, science, business, law, and the human condition.



Comments (5)
Concur. Super annoying. As they used to say on The Mandalorian: "This is the way."
Hahahahahahaha I freaking loved this!
Omg, those ads are annoying! What a creative way of expressing your frustrations!
What a creative way of letting certain people know that you mean business. Good job.
Really? I've never seen ads on Wikipedia, but I haven't been much on there lately. If they do have ads, I understand your frustration, Raymond.