Age: old enough to know better but still agile and young enough to work circles around most people younger than me.
Ethnicity: 1.5% Afro-Caribbean. That's my favorite part of me, so I'm going with it.
Hair color: Sunbleached hot mess dark brown with grey highlights.
Eye color: Hazel, just for confusion... green, gold and green, also known as hazel. No nut, just hazel. Although that's debatable. Sometimes they're green, sometimes they're brown and gold, always a surprise- even to me.
Height : Let's just say I could be in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory wearing a silly wig and pushing a cart. And singing.
Weight: Fluffy-voluptuous, depending on the angle.
Skills: Cooking which includes doctoring up mistakes so nobody knows that I messed up the recipe, making people laugh (think Robin Williams ❤️) , happily mowing for hours, electric fence expert, patience (bordering on annoying to others occasionally).
My hobbies: playing my whistle to uncomfortable captive audiences, singing (don't expect me to sing the melody) writing ( a legend in my own mind), painting in my spare time between 2 -5 am, fantasizing about being on vacation/ with a companion (sometimes both at the same time)
Daily activities: School and work.
Best qualities: Breathing. Oh, and dependability.
Worst qualities: Yeah, not going there.
Companion wishlist: Breathing. Must love Jesus before me.
Things you didn't know about me: I could live in a tent and be happy. As long as I had a fancy portapotty (think chandelier with marble countertops in the woods) Yes, they are a thing.
My favorite accessory: Fleece. And my angel and Ephesians 6 coin.
About the Creator
Colleen Walters
Just a girl who likes to write poems, usually inspired by events and people in my Florida life.. Always be you, because you are awesome. You matter. You are enough. ❤️
You can find me also on Facebook & Messenger and Discord
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Comments (5)
The Colleen I didn't really know before! So glad to meet you :)
Ooohhh you are such a fascinating personality! This is how all resume’s should be??!! So inspirational and humorous. I’m obsessed to say the least💗
I love the specific details! The 1.5% Afro-Caribbean ethnicity and the 'doctoring up mistakes so nobody knows' cooking skill are absolutely brilliant. You sound like a truly dependable, wonderfully complex, and funny person
I wish they'd accept CV's like this! Would be more fun than those dry ones where you have to compete with non-visible people and sell yourself like meat on the market. Such a fun read, thanks for sharing!
Hahahahahahahaha gotta love your sense of humour! I enjoyed reading this!