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By The Dani WriterPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Photo by Erik McClean on Pexels

Daybreak YAY blue sky!

Blink-blink-BLINNNK cloud then downpour.

F@©k UK weather.

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Explores words to create worlds with poetry, nonfiction, and fiction. Writes content that permeates then revises and edits the heck out of it. Interests: Freelance, consultations, networking, rulebook-ripping. UK-based

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a year ago

    Hahahahahahahahahaha this made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    lol! we do have perfect weather for ducks! this made me chuckle, Dani! well done!

  • Kendall Defoe about a year ago

    I remember that weather. Even Canada seems nicer.

  • D.K. Shepardabout a year ago

    Haha! How clever and funny! Hope the rain didn’t ruin your day!

  • Andrew C McDonaldabout a year ago

    Fantastic! This is hilarious, especially with the associated picture. Great haiku.

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    LOL I know nothing about UK weather, but this is great!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    hahaha. Good one!

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