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WTF!!🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

SOME SITAUTIONS WE ASK.

By Sean NoblePublished 5 years ago 1 min read
WTF!!🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Jenny's age Forty Plus,

With Face Twenty Plus,

Adding Lipstick & Age

Her Body Barely Eighteen.

WTF!!

Baby went to buy Spinach,

Return with Popeye's,

DG didn't even Brought Olive,

WTF!!

I Went to Burger King,

Ordered:

"Pizza, Large Fries & Syrup,"

"Sir We Don't Sell That!"

WTF!!

This Genius Open Closed Doors,

No Turning of Keys,

They Say Automatic Doors.

"I Know Girls Open Easier & Faster"

WTF!!

'Ann' On Bulla

"Spell Ann

4 Me."

"O-N"

"Me Soon Find Mine"

WTF!!

No To Domestic Violence!!

Georgia Step Inside Your Belly,

Bust Your Glad Bag.

WTF!!

Why Coins Lost,

Paper Burn,

Check Bounce?

Andrew Make Everything Free!!

That's Great Business.

Not Even a Chinese!!

Benz Cheaper Than an Ounce.

WTF!!

Now That's Crime Free!!

Lavish Lifestyle.

JL People Out in Numbers,

Shouting "All Covid Free!!"

Happy as Sesame Street,

Healthy Juice Of String Bean,

Clark's Pan Foot!!

"Andrew We Say

Not Even Eddie!!"

"Bro Gad Jump!!

We Catch You,

No G Whizz Pan You!!"

" White Rice & Curry Goat"

Hip! Hip! Hooray!

WTF!!

love poems

About the Creator

Sean Noble

Poetry from the spiritual mind expressing Ways of creativity. Read passionately mini sadness, pure happiness. I have no Stripe account but will accept gratuity via PayPal. [email protected]. Thank you. Most High First Every Day.

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