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Wooden Popsicles

By Andrew C McDonaldPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Wooden popsicles

Hickory Lickery … Fuck!

Splinters truly suck

Haikuhumor

About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.

https://www.amazon.com/Killing-Keys-Andrew-C-McDonald-ebook/dp/B07VM843XL?ref_=ast_author_dp

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  • Tiffany Gordonabout a year ago

    🤣😂🤣

  • ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTYabout a year ago

    lmao!!! hilarious! 😁

  • Tyler Marquis about a year ago

    So 🤣 Funny

  • Oh my, I hadn't even thought of that possibility! New fear unlocked, lol!

  • Marie381Uk about a year ago

    lol omg I love it lol your so funny 😹

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