Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
Comments (8)
I'd say this one blows, but I wouldn't want to offend. Instead I'll say, this one is a breath of fresh air. How's that?! Enjoyed it so much.
Loved this; let's hope the blades stay connected 😁
Oooo, this was very creative! I loved it!
This is quite the description of a fan.
Nice one, Kelli!
It surely gives us lesson that it's pointless to fight or run in circles without achieving anything meaningful.
Loved the idea of them being blades in a battle!
Great entry, Kelli! They're just up there going in ciircles all day. lol