Wine moms

At its most benign,

I consider Wine Mom humor to be

i r r e l e v a n t

at worst

it reminds me what a

terrible

coping

mechanism

booze was for me,

peak consumption during times of

extremE sTresS,

deferring

actually dealing with my problems

a Later that never really came to pass.

Sometimes I miss that easy default,

but what an illusion it was.

Moms who lean too heavily

on getting lost in the drinks

might just need some

big help.

the village, inaccessible

supports too anemic.

I’m bad at moderation,

To anyone who’s good at it:

Raucous applause from me.