WILD RIDE

Hey baby, you’re in for a wild ride.

I’ll take you on a stroll to wild side.

You’re curious and your eyes are wide.

I know somewhere we could hide,

and throw your worries aside.

You’ll see what the UK can provide.

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First we will go to the seaside,

and drink a beer when we go inside,

and eat chips in paper with pride.

Then I’ll be your tour guide,

and take you on a big slide,

and we’ll ride on a big wave tide.

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How does it feel to be outside?

Have you released your stride?

How about I let you decide,

Which pizza is qualified?

That we’ll both be satisfied.

Our appetites are wide.

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So many cultures collide,

That I think you’ll find a nice bride.

But you can’t commit any homicide

Even if they deceived and lied

Cause big breakfasts are always fried

Look, and see why Mother Nature cried.