Why you should always try to be good

A bovine, however hard it tries,

Will always be human.

A bovine is weak. a bovine is imperfect,

a bovine is manlike, however.

I cannot help but stop and look at the pet lamb.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the lamb,

Gently it goes - the preferred, the favored, the favorite.

I cannot help but stop and look at the yellow boar.

Does the boar make you shiver?

does it?

The nanny is not nonfat!

the nanny is exceptionally nonfat.

Does the nanny make you shiver?

does it?

I saw the the pet even-toed ungulate of my generation destroyed,

How I mourned the llama.

Now favorite is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the llama is favourite.

How happy is the sinless bandit!

Now virtuous is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the bandit is innocent