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Why does the Sycophant hate the Hypocrite?

Free Verse Poem

By Shanon Angermeyer NormanPublished about a year ago 1 min read

I am a sycophant, but I began as a mere hypocrite.

The sycophant hates the hypocrite

because

the hypocrite wears fake nails, fake tits, fake jewelry,

steals the sycophants gold,

laughs at dragons,

and doesn't count how many hours, or days, or nights

that the sycophant had to wipe shit off of lips.

It's so easy to be a hypocrite especially when you are loved.

It's not easy at all to be a professional sycophant,

and most of the time it's not even a choice,

just a strategy because God was cruel.

Were you born with weak knees or ankles? Did God care?

Were you born with missing teeth?

Were you born with a sickly condition that makes you weaker than others?

Were you born short?

Are you weaker than most?

Then you qualify for Sycophant application.

Hypocrisy doesn't require an application or weakness.

That's why the Sycophant hates the Hypocrite.

Free Verse

About the Creator

Shanon Angermeyer Norman

Gold, Published Poet at allpoetry.com since 2010. USF Grad, Class 2001.

Currently focusing here in VIVA and Challenges having been ECLECTIC in various communities. Upcoming explorations: ART, BOOK CLUB, FILTHY, PHOTOGRAPHY, and HORROR.

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  • Dr. Cody Dakota Wooten, DFM, DHM, DAS (hc)about a year ago

    There's a lot to think on in this one Shanon.

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