Who am I?
I am a great supervillain
wearing black and white.
Hello, I'm Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
Best scripted to lose the fight.
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Who am I?
I am Manchester City's shadow
A football team no one could stop.
Hello, I'm the Arsenal Gunners,
Who just can’t finish on top.
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Who am I?
I read aloud "The Great Gatsby,"
but clearly, this takes no talent.
Hello, I'm Andy Kaufman,
and I've never won a vocal challenge.
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Who am I?
I play a huge starring role,
but James Bond foils me in the end.
Hello, I'm the man with the golden gun
who will unwisely try, and try again.
About the Creator
Jeffrey Sparks
Adversity is kindling I choose to burn to keep my hands warm in winter ensuring my words will stretch beyond the years that turn my bones to dust.
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