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what the actual f***?

a frustrating poem

By Michaela Delaney Published 3 years ago 1 min read
what the actual f***?
Photo by Dean Scholten on Unsplash

imagine

every dream you have

is in a vile

post-apocalyptic world

why is it

that my third grade teacher

is living inside of a bunker with me

and who the fuck

said it was okay

for me to not wear pants

this entire time

why does my voice

sound like im yelling

through an auditorium

with not a single fucking

sweaty person

inside

and where

did the fucking snakes come from

surreal poetry

About the Creator

Michaela Delaney

Writing helps me express things I don’t know how to rid my brain of otherwise.

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Nice work

Very well written. Keep up the good work!

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  1. Easy to read and follow

    Well-structured & engaging content

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    Original narrative & well developed characters

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    Niche topic & fresh perspectives

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  • Savannah Sveta3 years ago

    I love this!! A simple but accurate description of those wacky dreams we sometimes have... this definitely made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!

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