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What kind of diner are you...

Thoughts during the ordering process go like this

By HummingbirdPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
What kind of diner are you...
Photo by Oskar Kadaksoo on Unsplash

Anytime I feel for one

Be it after work,

Celebratory or

Dining out,

Ecstatic is what I

Feel, at the mere options.

Grigio or chardonnay

How about a red

Instead of a white

Just a thought... but

Kaluga caviar demands a light white.

Let's have champagne instead.

Maybe I'll change my appetizer.

Nothing stands out though.

Oxtail crostini,

Pepper-crusted ahi tuna or

Quiche with brie and onion jam?

Red does sound good now.

Syrah or perhaps a Bordeaux?

Time to place an order

Unfortunately or fortunately

Variety is a double-edged sword.

Waiters are informative,

Xenial as expected,

Yet still, come up with nothing

Zero, nada, action.

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  • Marie381Uk about a year ago

    I can proudly say I make perfect Indian food. My first husband was from Bangladesh. They Bay of Bengal

  • Totally agree that variety is a double edged sword! Loved your Abecedarian!

  • Manisha Dhalani2 years ago

    Ahah! I enjoyed this one!

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