Whither wends wild waters where winsome wenches wade,
Who wicked wispy-winged wasps worry ?
Why, westward where whispering willows weep,
Where weasels wander within wide wilderness woods,
Whilst wizards, worthless wayward wretches, whinge without wraps,
Watching women washing woolen wear.
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Wantonly wallowing white whirling waters,
Wizards willfully waylay wary women, wresting woolens.
Whereupon, woefully wronged women, wielding weighty wooden wands,
Wrought wordless with wicked wrongdoing,
Wallop wretched wastrels, who writhe wounded, whimpering,
Withstanding wild wily women's wrath.
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WARNING: Whosoever willfully wrongs women, wrangles woefully with wrath.
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Lea Waske
Although no longer a Vocal + member, every now and then, I can't resist responding to a Challenge and take time out from my other writing projects just for fun.
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Wonderful piece. Very well done.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman! Your Tautogram was awesomeeee!
whimsical and playful....
Wow, wise wisdomic words, very neat Lea 😀