Walmart Restroom
Stomach-turning sensational entry
Two stalls lacking TP, one unsightly explosion, one semi-clean
Grunts and groans, plop-mine, line gigglers alert poop acoustics
DunkinDonuts coffee burned my esophagus, churning my tummy
Reflux burps, pre-vomit delicacy; Nope, it doesn't taste better secondhand
Sewage sweetened with bleach; finally, housekeeping has arrived
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Marilyn Glover
Poet, writer, & editor, writing to uplift humanity. A Spiritual person who practices Reiki and finds inspiration in nature.
Mother of four, grandmother of two, British American dual citizen living in the States
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In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
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Comments (4)
Poop acoustics! Hahahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clever and gross with sensory overload (lol)!! Good one!
Ugh! I have seen the ugliness of a Walmart restroom and can relate!
Oh, boy! You wrote this so well... I could almost smell the odor!!! 🤪