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"Wait, don't sit there!"

Maybe that was a little too hard.

By Thavien YliasterPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Image by Marlon Romanelli from Pixabay | https://pixabay.com/vectors/sexy-fri-whip-woman-stripper-667431/ | https://pixabay.com/users/mrromanelli-836998/

There once was a masochist addicted to pain

So, their partner brought a classic shock to their brain

They bent them over their lap

Gave their ass a hard slap

And now their couch has a new stain.

By Phillip Goldsberry on Unsplash

slam poetrysurreal poetryperformance poetry

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Thavien Yliaster

Thank You for stopping by. Please, make yourself comfortable. I'm a novice poet, fiction writer, and dream journalist.

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  • Gina C.3 years ago

    😅😅😅😅 LOL!!

  • Gerald Holmes3 years ago

    LOL!!! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START MY DAY!

  • Ewwww, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    hahahahha. Omfg.That's hilarious.

  • Paul Stewart3 years ago

    I am so glad I was not drinking anything when I read this. Well done! hahahahaha

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