Unicorns Gone Bad
This Doesn't Meet The 600 Word Limit For Fiction, So, It's A Poem - (To The Tune Of Somewhere Over The Rainbow...Blame Dana and JBaz
Somewhere over the rainbow
blue birds cry
Unicorns with their glittered toes
sing death's lullabies
There's nowhere they can hide from
UPS (Unimaginable Polar Sonar)
I know murderous unicorns is a tough topic to digest
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One day they woke up in a mood
decided violence was the way to - solve things
small bunnies they would drop and kick
and laugh as they would cry and lick,
all of their deep wounds
**
Somewhere over a bar stool
is glitter barf
They barf over the bar stools
and clean it up with a dwarf
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If glittered unicorns go bad
Much worse than American dad
then blame Dana & JBaz
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (11)
Kelli, I apologies for missing this one, it cracked me up. An absolutely wonderful piece with just the right amount of humor.
Oh my goodness, this was too funny, Kelli 😂 Nicely done! 😂💕
Oh goodness! This is sure a unique piece -- yeah, we can blame those other guys.
And so they shall be blamed, lol. Our son would have loved it. "The Wizard of Oz", Judy Garland, & "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" were all favorites of his. (But why didn't you record yourself singing it?)
Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha that last stanza!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, Fiction no longer has a minimum 600 word requirement. Loved this hilarious poem!
Murderous Unicorns you can't go wrong with that
This is a different view of a unicorn.
Hahaha. Fantastic.
ROFL glittered barf
Nice.
I am literally laughing out loud, Kelli! This is awesome!