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Two Blind

A Snafu Senryu

By J. S. WadePublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Two Blind
Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

A blind date was set.

In my finest, excited.

My Ex spewed her wine.

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Inspired by an event years ago where I tested out a dating app.

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About the Creator

J. S. Wade

Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.

J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    Lol! Any ex of mine would have waited until she was close enough to spit it in my face.

  • Omggggg! Ewww! UGH! 🤮🤮🤮 Loved your Senryu! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Dana Stewart2 years ago

    Oh gosh, now that is awkward!

  • Jay Kantor2 years ago

    ‘S’ - Mom’s Dating Advice - — “Have I Got a Girl for You” — ‘J’ 🤠

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Lol. Oops.

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