Truth in Reflection

Mirror mirror on the wall

Gonna stop you right there, doll

Mirror mirror I have a query

God your voice makes me so weary

I am Queen and mistress of thee

And your face don’t do much for me

Watch your words or you will crack

Bet your pretty awful in the sack

How dare you speak such vulgarity

Yet I doth speak with such verity

Mock me and I’ll take an axe to you

You’re lucky premarital sex is still taboo

Spiteful creature, you’re demon possessed

And your souls like a peasant’s teeth, abscessed

Just tell me if I’m the fairest!

Ooooh, someone’s going to be embarrassed

I’ll kill the girl myself, then destroy you

Then I’ve just a couple thing to say, boo

And what pray tell is that?

Queenie Queenie, you selfish witch

Snow White will put you in a ditch

Such prophecies will see you smashed

And if those weird dwarves stick you under glass

Ain’t no prince going to kiss your fugly ass