Trigger finger blues
Don't get crapped on
Oops Just clicked on a pay per click ad
For portable loos
A gift to be had
So now I know I'm about to be swamped
By trashy ad banners for portable bogs
Brits clamber
They will all try to say
To buy plastic portaloos
So do not delay
Or you will regret it
And you can be sure
Your neighbours will tell you
You will be in awe
Of their fabulous portable
Flushable toilets
Their outside receptacles
For voided food titbits
Their highly respectable
Transient toilets
So heed my advice if you want to be sure
Of not being dumped on by adverts galore
When you open a browser on laptop or cell phone
Don't click on that 'news' story
Leave it alone
About the Creator
Raymond G. Taylor
Author living in Kent, England. Writer of short stories and poems in a wide range of genres, forms and styles. A non-fiction writer for 40+ years. Subjects include art, history, science, business, law, and the human condition.
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Comments (7)
😂 This gave me such a laugh, who knew portable loos could inspire poetry!
What a great tip but just think you could have a new parttime job or your own outhouse for use.
I wanna know who sees an ad for portable toilets and suddenly realizes they need to buy one. It isn't exactly an impulse buy kind of thing, is it?
Been there done that, hope your scrolling isn’t too “shitty”
Hahahahahahahahaha this is so true and relatable! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So funny and true, Raymond. We've all been there. Like, how many gas stoves do they think I need if I checked one out?
Been there (clicking and those sort of loos) 😁