Transactional relationship
An entry in the Oh Jeff challenge
By Andy PottsPublished about a year ago • 1 min read
Jeff, I love you too
But don't forget where we met
Onlyfans; pay up!
Another entry in Raymond's 'Oh, Jeff' challenge. You asked for succinct, and a haiku is about as brief as I can offer. I first saw the brief when there was a frankly grim Onlyfans-related story in the news, which sparked the idea for me.
I submitted another entry, which has proper sentences and an unconvincing AI bird.
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Andy Potts
Community focused sports fan from Northeast England. Tends to root for the little guy. Look out for Talking Northeast, my new project coming soon.
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Comments (6)
Oh, this haiku is a riot! Short, snappy, and straight to the point—Jeff better not forget where his love story began! A cheeky twist that’s both clever and casually hilarious. Perfectly done!
😅 He should at least get a discount. Glad to see you entered the challenge!
Wow, yep, this really do be happening in real life.
LOL! lmao!! Very good!
Brief. To the point. Have to find out about onlyfans.
Hahahahahahahahaha that was a good one+