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Tourism Police

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By Andrei Z.Published 9 months ago 1 min read

Tourism police

Arrest these lads

They've drunk too much

They're bustling down the streets

And puke and cuss such a disgrace

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Tourism police

Arrest these girls

Their smartphones' flashes

Are making my eyes bleed

It makes me sick this city

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Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Try some local dish

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Tourism police

I've given this up I'm

Not versed enough

I've given all up but

I'd like to stay on the payroll

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Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Please do not forget

Check out that old church

*****

For one month one year

I lost myself I lost myself

Phew for a minute there

I lost myself I lost myself

For a minute there

I lost myself I lost myself

Phew, for some thousand years

I lost myself I lost myself

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Andrei Z.

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  • Mother Combs9 months ago

    Made me smile, Andrei

  • Grz Colm9 months ago

    Is this a rap or what genre? This made me smile Andrei. Ya crazy and I love it! This was a good line too, “I've given all up but I'd like to stay on the payroll”. 🤣

  • I love the picture. It looks as though there is no lavatory inside & he's taking a leak in the corner, lol.

  • Paul Stewart9 months ago

    Thom would be pissed and love this! I enjoyed it and that is one of my favourite Radiohead songs! well done, Andrei!

  • Kendall Defoe 9 months ago

    Thom Yorke, call your office!

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