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To a Spammer

by (an irritated) Sam Harty

By ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTYPublished about a year ago 1 min read

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When I read a comment and it has tons of spam I just want to vomit right in the spot where I am.

Ali Waris, you are the worst of all the spam-age. I suspect you hit your head really hard once and caused some damage.

Please go away, Ali Waris, no wants to read those promos of yourself!! I wouldn't subscribe to you if you were giving away million$ while juggling an elf.

Now look at this, Ali Waris, you're making me write bad poetry! I wish Vocal would do something when I click and report spam but why would they help poor little old Sam?

Spamming our comment sections is not flattering to you but leaves a bad self-reflection on anything good that you do.

You could have had friends in the writers community here online but you instead decided to be greedy and non reciprocal which is anything but fine.

So, in conclusion, if you spam me I'll write a mean poem about you and I won't feel a bit guilty because what I say will be true. :D

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Hmmmpfhh! - Sam

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ᔕᗩᗰ ᕼᗩᖇTY

Sam Harty is a poet of raw truth and quiet rebellion. Author of Lost Love Volumes I & II and The Lost Little Series, her work confronts heartbreak, trauma, and survival with fierce honesty and lyrical depth. Where to find me

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  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Note to self: dont piss Sam off! note to Sam: Preach! Also the idea of juggling an elf made me grin! that was after rereading because I laughed thinking you said something infiniely cruder...

  • Spamming and link bombing is detestable though as an admin in a few groups I can deal with spammers and link bombers

  • Michelle Renee Kidwellabout a year ago

    Spamming definitely gets old fast...

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