This is my Millennial Battle Cry
The Nowhere Generation

Let me be the battle cry for the millennial generations
Take all yours on me
Lazy, self-obsessed, over-educated generation stereotypes
I am all those things
I got a biodegree on my shelf
Masters Degree over there
Got no PhD, got no time for that
So I picked up a college diploma instead
I was taught that I could be somebody
That I could change the world
I can barely get changed and dressed in the morning
But hey
Get an education, get a good old job they say
Nah-uh, I am gonna do things my way
So now we drown ourselves
In videogames and dungeons and dragons
Pretending our lives are what they are not
Because feminism and women’s studies laid our minds to rot
Our economy is doomed and jobs just demand more and more of us
I just can’t do the thirty years and then retire thing
I want to live for myself always now
Can’t keep a job they say
But I can sure write a mean essay!

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