This Is Me

My wife says that I’m immature, I should take her to court

But that takes lots of money so I kicked her out my fort

I find by being immature most cannot guess my age

Some day I’ll be more serious but I’m not at that stage

I know sometimes I’m petty and I laugh when people fart

I’ve been asked, “When will you grow up,” but I don’t know how to start

I’m often quite sarcastic, it’s a “sense of humor” quirk

So if I say “You’re awesome” try to disregard the smirk

I tell a lot of “Dad jokes,” I’ll make letters when I pee

So if people think I’m childish, well that doesn’t bother me

But everyone has two sides, we’re not always what you see

I seldom show the other side of how I choose to be

My heart goes out to those I see with Parkinson’s syndrome

I can cry when watching YouTube scenes of soldiers coming home

This may not be remarkable, but then again, it might

If I only had the power I would give the blind their sight

I’m not chasing after fortunes, I’m not out there seeking fame

The things some people covet I don’t covet them the same

You may never see my cell phone when I’m spending time with you

No, life to me is special, it’s about the things we do