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The Woman With The Hairy Leg

Silly little limerick...

By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
The Woman With The Hairy Leg
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There once was a woman who had one very hairy leg

She sat in the middle of town and started to beg

I need a razor or wax strip, she said

As passersby said no, she shook her head

So grabbed a saw, cut off the limb and called it Gregg

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Mariann Carroll3 years ago

    Wow , nicely done 👍

  • Okay, that one got kinda hairy. And then, even as it didn't, it got hairier.

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Haha wtf?

  • Novel Allen3 years ago

    So very funny. I was born fully covered with hair, I was adorable.

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