The wife showed off today
I want them words on my tattoo
The wife showed off today.
“Look what my new tattoo has to say.”
The husband laughs, says, “Oh, let’s see, okay.”
She showed her arm—he flinched and cried,
“You can’t say that or show it outside!”
It says:
“Think before life goes tits up.
If there’s a queue for the toilet,
Go piss in a cup.”
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
“So tell me, honey, what’s up with that?”
He called her something that rhymes with cat.
She said, “Well, I seen that quote,
And thought, I need that on me.”
The husband, disgusted, said, “Get that taken off!”
She laughed, “It was only a stick-on transfer!”
Relief from him when she peeled it off.
Now she wants that tattoo.
Just to show he can’t tell her what to do.
About the Creator
Marie381Uk
I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️
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Comments (8)
I see why not 😁❤️
Her body, her words, her choice. Nicely done.
That Tattoo is awesome!!!
Awesome!!!
Hahahahahahahah this made me laugh! Loved it!
great entry
Very Clever, Marie
Beautiful written