The Twelve Days of Doggie Chaos
My Dogs Antics Under the Christmas Tree
On the first day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
A pee-pee stain on the floor.
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On the second day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄
On the third day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄
On the four day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the fifth day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the sixth day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the seventh day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the eighth day of Christmas
My dogs gave to me,
Eight socks gone missing,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the ninth day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Nine chewed-up dog toys,
Eight socks gone missing,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the tenth day of Christmas
My dogs gift to me,
Ten interruptions at dinner,
Nine chewed-up dog toys,
Eight socks gone missing,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My dogs gave to me,
Eleven zesty zoomies,
Ten interruptions at dinner,
Nine chewed up dog toys,
Eight socks gone missing,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My dogs gave to me,
Twelve grand in vet bills,
Eleven zesty zoomies,
Ten interruptions at dinner,
Nine chewed up dog toys,
Eight socks gone missing,
Seven jumping like reindeer,
Six counter-surfing moments,
Five ear-piercing barks,
Four shredded toilet paper rolls,
Three slimy kisses,
Two bouts of diarrhea,
And a pee-pee stain on the floor.
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Comments (6)
Oh...doggies! It's a good thing you're loved! Laughed loud several times. But the vet bill? Not so much. Been there, done that.
Delightful! I love dogs & this song… great combo 🤣. Favourite line: “Eleven zesty zoomies,”✅
Hahahahahahahahha I was laughing so much while singing it!
Aw, but they're worth it. (The dogs. The jury's still out on vets.) Well done, Daphne!
Great job and get this I even sang this as I read. Love the image as well.
Omg this is fantastic. It’s the best honestly. I love it can’t stop singing it