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The Travelling Merkin Vendor Blues

a poem of, and for the road

By BrenPublished 8 months ago 1 min read
image pilfered from the bowels of reddit

the lines on the road

between the towns

sing a sad song

a solitary song

of endless open miles

both ahead

and behind

i gotta pull over soon

i'm heading west

sun is in my eyes

water bottles empty

headache coming on

i’m half a country

away from home

living in a suit case

and a mini bar

rumpled shirts

rumpled sheets

and over eight hundred units

in the back of the car

the motel room TV is on

it welcomes the lonely

the road weary

and the tired

it's soft babble

a grid powered

synthetic distraction

a generic bed

in a generic room

in another generic town

kinda suits my generic mood

no illusions

have been burst of late

i’ve missed nothing

not left to fate

but i did have a stroke of luck

i sold seven to some kids

just a coupla towns ago

(you don’t know

how low

i’ll go)

but they are doing

a Snow White show

bit of a trim

and some stage glue

no one will ever know

trying to sell

the pubic dream

whilst maintaining

an air of clean

it’s not clever

it’s not big

and

just out of curiosity,

does your other half

need

a "wig"

For Fun

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Kelli Sheckler-Amsden8 months ago

    clever and thought provoking, as always

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