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The Pundigrion High School Reunion

Complete And Utter Satire

By Earl W. PearlPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

Neil Downe was that alter boy we knew would be a priest

Leigh Way would forgive someone deserving it the least

Art Major went to college but he didn’t study art

Crystal Clear’s a speaker now, she always stood apart

Eaton Wright had never had a burger in his life

Anita Mann was dating him, she longed to be his wife

Otto Graff is famous now, but no one here knows why

Polly Graff his sister knows, but probably would lie

Warren Out was always lazy, maybe he’ll retire

Aryu Shure still can’t decide what future’s his desire

Brock Lee was to children what a flat tire was to bikes

Candy Barr is still the sweetie everybody likes

Cam Payne’s into politics and seeks another term

Earl E. Byrd’s the challenger that usually gets the worm

Tish Hughes was emotional, she cried forevermore

Eroding the relationship she had with Sandy Shore

Leena Bach’s the gymnast who has rose to bigger things

Marsha Mellow’s ice cream store’s called, ‘All The Right Toppings’

Matt Tress opened a bedding store, the biggest one in town

Dusty Rhoads now paves the streets for counties all around

Ben Dover’s a proctologist, his patient’s Seymour Butts

And Justin Kase was almost one but didn’t have the guts

Our classmate Barbie Dahl was stalked by classmate, Izzie Ghan

There’s Foster Kidd, the family man the orphanage counts on

Phil Graves became a gravedigger, his life is in the pits

Noah Lott is arrogant, his bluster never quits

Tim Burr’s now a drunkard who keeps falling down a lot

Ura Hogg, ironically, is somehow smokin hot

Rich Mann traded penny stocks to join the wealthy ranks

But lost it all however, to our prom queen Robyn Banks

Polly Ester’s clothing store just caters to the rich

And no one was surprised that Imma Nark became a snitch

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About the Creator

Earl W. Pearl

I’ve been writing poetry (rhyming mostly) since about 2014 and have recently transitioned to writing novels and short stories. My poetry genres are faith, humor, social issues, politics, pretty much any subject matter.

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  • Colleen Waltersabout a year ago

    Hilarious 😆

  • Rowan Finley about a year ago

    😝😊😝😊👏👏This is hysterical and you’re always so clever.

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