The Play That'll Make You LOL

My dear Academy,

I write to you today

In hopes that you will see

The brilliance of my play

It's funny, it's witty

It's sure to make you laugh

I guarantee you'll love it

So please don't take a pass

The characters are quirky

The plot is oh-so-sly

It's bound to be a hit

If you just give it a try

The critics all agree

That it's a masterpiece

So please, oh please, pick me

For your prestigious release

I've worked so very hard

To make this play a delight

I promise it will bring

A smile to your face so bright

So don't delay, my friends

Send me that golden prize

I'll cherish it forever

And shout it to the skies

Thank you for your time

And for considering my plea

I hope to hear from you soon

And bask in sweet victory!

Yours truly,

A hopeful playwright.