The Other Tape
(that's where it always was Johnny!
i aint got no rhythm man
couldn’t beat time with a stick
i have to blame the drummer but
it’s his fault we sound like shit
i got no sense of timing man
not a single solitary clue
of course it’s the bass players fault
it's something he would do
i got no beat or pattern man
that’s why i'm up front
but that fuckin dirty show off
lead guitarist is a cunt
bereft of any musical talent
i have no clues and even less shame
hanging shit on the rhythm guitarist
cause he’s the fuck to blame
IT'S ON THE OTHER TAPE!
IT'S ON THE OTHER TAPE!
IT'S ON THE OTHER TAPE!
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin4 days ago in Humor
Comments (1)
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! I finally fucking inspired something! It's on the OTHER TAPE!