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The Last Spider

A creepy but humorous poem

By Christopher BeardPublished 2 months ago 1 min read
The Last Spider
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The last spider

It sat down beside her

Really surprised her

Didn't despise her

This is where you will find her

Then it came to pass

That she decided to take it to class

Next day she went to school

Everyone thought it was so cool

But she was no fool

Sat on her stool

Along came Miss O'Toole

She made a new rule

She put the spider in a glass

The whole class had a laugh

Then Miss O'Toole looked at the flask

She had to ask

What was this task?

As she walked passed

She slipped on her __

Flask

But you thought it was going to be rasp

Again the entire class laughed

I know this was hard to grasp

Since they were all so sharp

Someone lifted up the glass

Then Miss O'Toole being no fool

Squashed it with her tool

That was it

So no one cared a bit

So it goes for those who know

The last spider

Was no longer beside her

For Fun

About the Creator

Christopher Beard

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